Funny Break Up Quotes

These are some Funny Break up quotes because we are fed of the mushy mushy sad and sob quotes today and thought that we will cheer up some of the sad souls out there. because we have realized that being sad will not get you back your ex. If we indeed want our ex back, then we need to follow some new strategy, and in order to do that we need to be able to think clearly and our mind cannot be muddled with sad thoughts. The best way to clear up the mind is with some pure un-adulterated humor, and thus we went about collecting some funny Break-Up quotes.


Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
~Charlie Brown

Breaking up is not a stupid thing. Instead, it makes you a better person and realize your mistakes.
~ Author Unknown

I discovered I have a mild form of epilepsy and you bring on attacks because you make me too excited to be around you.
~ Anonymous

I refuse to let what happened to me make me bitter.
I still completely believe in love and
I'm open to anything that will happen to me.
~ Nicole Kidman

Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
~Katherine Hepburn

You have to forgive to forget, and forget, to feel again.
~ Author Unknown

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you
~ Author Unknown


The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
~Rita Rudner

Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."
~ Victoria Holt

Sometimes we tend to be in despair when the person we love leaves us, but the truth is, it's not our loss, but theirs, for they left the only person who wouldn't give up on them.
~ Author Unknown

The problem with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then they marry him.
~Cher

Men should be like Kleenex...soft, strong, disposable.
~Cher


I'm scared to fall in love, afraid to love so fast, cuz everytime I fall in love, it seems to never last.
~Janet Jackson

Men are a luxury, not a necessity.
~ Cher

The problem with most men is they're assholes. The problem with most women is they put up with those assholes.
~Cher


This just isn't for me. Nothing personal. I want to be able to tell people - I'm single.
~ Anonymous






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I am sure these funny quotes will help you in moving on, but in case you are looking at one last chance to make, look at the right of this site click at the image of Making up.